Boredom, at its best

I took some time to digest the fact that I had arrived early to class. The class was just starting to get filled up and I was already there in the not-so-usual second bench. You might be thinking this is some high credit course which I would not miss for anything in the world but you are sadly mistaken. This lecture is very much in the competition for most boring lecture of the semester and I am sure it will win too. I saw that my friends had already arrived. I asked them if they were out of their minds for having arrived so early and one of them replied that there was nothing else to do and so she came early. Excessive studying is not good for health. I was firm in my decision to not listen in this class for I had no plans of losing my sanity.

As soon as the professor entered the class my brain started processing ways of staying awake. It might have been the result of this excessive thinking but I ended up deciding to play a silly kindergarten level game of join the dots with lines. I know that this is the height of being bored but as always I had no plans of dozing off in class. A few minutes into the game and I felt this was the most boring game of the century, in spite of the fact that I was not losing. I got distracted for a while as I paid attention to some few minutes of the lecture for no particular reason. I asked my pal ," What did u do?" I actually meant to ask which line she had drawn and she answers with a straight face, " I drew a line." This is what happens to people who are taxed with uninteresting classes all day long. I, however,lost the game because I overlooked an obvious winning move. I declared that this was the most boring game and not worth playing under any circumstances no matter how bored one might be. I gave up the idea of playing games during a lecture (well, I would have played NFS during any lecture) and sought other ways of keeping myself occupied.

I could see the entire class from where I was sitting. The positioning of the bench relative to the other benches as well as the angle of sight was just right. There were some people who were as disinterested as ever while some others who seemed to be doing other nerve-wrecking work. There were others who were listening to class but the sensible people among them gave up halfway. I realized that there was quite a substantial number of students in class which is quite odd for such a lecture. They must have calculated their attendance earned till date and not been satisfied with the observations.

My eyes fell on a guy whose beard was singularly different from beards that I have seen. It resembled a lawn that was half mowed at arbitrary places and watered for a few days. My attention then switched to another guy who seemed to be engrossed in a sword fight using his palm as the sword. On closer observation, it turned out that he was listening to class intently and was trying to visualize the projections and elevation views (it being a drawing class). The next person I set my eyes on was nodding his head so badly that it seemed very likely that it might fall off. Eventually the class came to an end, officially. It was time for the much-anticipated attendance sheet. It turned out that the professor had forgot to bring the sheet.

15 comments:

  1. Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour, listen to a lecture for an hour and it seems like a minute.i think tht is what smilee meant when she said she listened to the lecture for only a few minutes

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  2. so very true da.....especially in mech drawing theory classes

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  3. exactly my point!! the class under question is that only!

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  4. rare people hav such an exceptional ability to draw the pictures in words with such a great sense of humour....

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  5. thank you!! that comment makes my day!

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  6. brilliantly written..takes the words out of my mouth.. cena wat d hell u sayin man?? 1 hour lec seems lyk a min onli if u sleep thru it..u wish u cudve slept more...

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  7. @ 'anonymous'

    lol.....u dont seem to know whom ur talking abt do you....

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  8. @cena
    anon2 knows very well who he is talkin abt!!

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  9. im luvin it!! rotfl.. cena n anon2 kno each othr quite well!!

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  10. Totally agree that the class is major pain.Especially the timings of 1:45 to 2:30 make it worse.

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  11. i would appreciate it if you would reveal your identity.

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  12. hmm....wrong class.....

    anyway....i think 1:45 to 2:30 is the right time for such a class....atleast sleeping wont be so difficult na

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  13. sleeping would not be difficult at all but staying awake and doing jobless activities is a bit difficult!!

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  14. not so hard if u have ur mobile

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