Bang!

There I was sleeping peacefully on my bed. Ten hours into slumber and no plans of waking up. No surprise there! When was the last time I had plans of waking up anyway? I generally sleep with my face down and today was no exception. I lifted my face up, albeit half awake, just to check up if the world around me was still the same as when I left it. It was. That means I can afford to continue my sleep. I would probably have continued anyway. Fair enough! So I brought my head down on the pillow or so I thought.

Sometime between the point when I woke up and now, something eerie occurred. The iron railing of the bed shifted by some finite distance towards me. I came to know of this the hard way though. My forehead met the railing instead of the pillow. Bang! That ought to have hurt and you bet it did. My roommate got jolted in spite of the fact that she was watching a movie on her computer with headphones. She must have got freaked out and more so when I gave a weird dorky smile in return for the confused look on her face. I mean, what else did you expect? The fact that you are going to continue with that well deserved sleep increases your approach velocity towards the pillow and it is far from bliss to end up on the hard iron railing instead of the soft pillow.

That, I would say, is the worst possible way to wake up.

14 comments:

  1. hahaha... i'm awfully impressed by the frequency of your getting hurt... practice makes only men perfect so you need not worry... on the other hand, am liking your style of expressing things more and more... you are a true inspiration(for the second thingie tht is)

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  2. thanks dude! phew thts a relief!

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  3. tell me something... why do you reply in your own blog... do u really expect each and every person to come back and look for all the comments?

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  4. well, u just answered your own question! :P

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  5. ya thats rite...(ref to th above)

    so i ve got nuthing much to say on ur sleepin...who myself kno too vry well of ur affinity towards hibernation....
    anyway nice one....hey chk under th bed..to see if u ve lost anything during the course of that bang!..
    don wanna c u wit missin screws :)

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  6. wrong guess... i wrote this only after seeing tht on the other posts u had answered in ur own comment book... dont take it otherwise but i am sly not getting this...

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  7. and this time i knew u wud answer here... ths y i came

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  8. Y ds it all hv 2 b sumthin' rel8d 2 theories??? Surely u cn do mch better thn this!

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  9. Ouch! But I know what's worse. Having a loud alarm ring in your ear causing you to jump and then hit the railing. Hurts like crazy.

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  10. Oh! BTW I've added you as a link on my blog.. hope you don't mind

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  11. hmm... one helluva bang dat is!! Oh wat a bang was there my kuntry-men!! lolz.. :P

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  12. lol, lol and bigger lol...cudn't stop laughing while trying to convince myself that it was a mean thing to do...crazy, keep it up...ciaos...

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  13. hehehehehe...yeah, sadistic streak u have...hehehe, if i ever wake up with a real BANG, u'll be d 1st to noe definitely... :P

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  14. lol, yeah, i'm waiting to read more of this...ciaos...

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