F*** You!

Step 1. Imagine the situation to be a fart session.
Step 2. Imagine the swearing as about to start.
Step 3. Realize that you are talking to a girl.
Step 4. Realize that the girl seems to be conservative.

What expletive would you use, then?

"Fart you!"

PS: Swearing is 'poison'ous to health.

9 comments:

  1. Guess what my prof wrote on the board - " Who the flux cares about machines ? " ! The whole class tripped :P :P

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  2. hmm, poor 'poison' ( I guess my guess is right in your reference :P )

    But you sure can't replace fart by f*** nor vice-versa, especially when we say fart session, and replace it by f*** session !! interesting situation to handle then :)

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  3. @gravy hanger
    Yeah! The things you come up with!

    @Ginny
    Totally!

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  4. kmao at all the comments!!:)

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  5. did someone say conservative?!! :O
    holy cultural backgrounds, batman!

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  6. @Shrav
    I know! :D

    @Abhishek
    Roger that, Robin. You have no idea what the world has come to since we stopped saving it and started watching ourselves on TV.

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